THE REAL REASON WHY MOURINHO WAS SACKED...

It is no longer news that the management of the embattled London club, Chelsea FC took the bull by the horns yesterday by sending the Chelsea Manager, Josee Mourinho packing from Stanford Bridge. Pundits in the media have claimed that "THE SPECIAL ONE" (Special one now meaning someone who is handicapped or physically challenged as opposed to before when he was winning laurels - see how times change: no condition is permanent) was sent packing due to poor run of form in the premier league.

However, investigations from our press crew revealed that the Board of management actually developed fatigue in tolerating the abundance of issues trailing Mr Mourinho despite his remaining in the champions league, some of the problems which they classified as not just technical but "spiritual" as well.

JOSE FINGERED IN #DasukiGate

Our crew also received information that there are suspicions that Jose Mourinho has been fingered in a scandal where he is reported to have received N1b from an embattled Naija former NSA in order to keep Chelsea losing matches to support his Naira Bet stakes. It will be nice to recall here that many folks have lost bets since Chelsea started loosing in a fashion described in Nigeria as "pra-pra." This event also got the erstwhile Chelsea Boss a bad name warranting his sack which many have described as "long over-due." He however denied collecting "any dime" from the NSA.


In addition to his sins, it was learnt that Oga Mouri's firing of former Chelsea first team Doctor, Eva Caneirro, whose father is a known Herbalist (Baba Alawo in Naija) may have contributed to the downfall of The Blues. It was gathered also that the very beautiful Doc who only attends to the players "medical" needs without "prerequisite attention to Oga Boss" had been a source of headache for Oga Mourinho and this aggravated the "Beef" hence her sack...
In a swift response, The SPECIAL ONE quickly stated that no body was above mistakes and that he was human. You may recall that the likes of Drogba, Terry and co were used to having suspicious groin injuries just to seek the attention of the pretty Doc, a situation which also made Oga Boss feel that the Doc was distracting his players.

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