THE REAL REASON WHY MOURINHO WAS SACKED...

It is no longer news that the management of the embattled London club, Chelsea FC took the bull by the horns yesterday by sending the Chelsea Manager, Josee Mourinho packing from Stanford Bridge. Pundits in the media have claimed that "THE SPECIAL ONE" (Special one now meaning someone who is handicapped or physically challenged as opposed to before when he was winning laurels - see how times change: no condition is permanent) was sent packing due to poor run of form in the premier league.

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[Inconclusive Yawa] Dickson Family begins Prayers Against Untimely Death as Elections go inconclusive

News emerged yesterday about a possible venture into fasting and serious prayers against untimely death for the PDP aspirant in Bayelsa State, as INEC on Monday announced the cancellation of the elections of Southern-Ijaw LGA, postponing it to a later unscheduled date.

[POEM] AFTER THE PAINS

The purifying pain promptly passed
And I am left gazing with queer glare
Vacuums aren’t unusual to feel anyway

[POEM] My Manhood

These days stir oops and ouch!
From failed attempts to be time's pal
To gazing stocks of task steadily piling.
There is scarcely a break in near sight