THE REAL REASON WHY MOURINHO WAS SACKED...

It is no longer news that the management of the embattled London club, Chelsea FC took the bull by the horns yesterday by sending the Chelsea Manager, Josee Mourinho packing from Stanford Bridge. Pundits in the media have claimed that "THE SPECIAL ONE" (Special one now meaning someone who is handicapped or physically challenged as opposed to before when he was winning laurels - see how times change: no condition is permanent) was sent packing due to poor run of form in the premier league.

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[Inconclusive Yawa] Dickson Family begins Prayers Against Untimely Death as Elections go inconclusive

News emerged yesterday about a possible venture into fasting and serious prayers against untimely death for the PDP aspirant in Bayelsa State, as INEC on Monday announced the cancellation of the elections of Southern-Ijaw LGA, postponing it to a later unscheduled date.

[POEM] AFTER THE PAINS

The purifying pain promptly passed
And I am left gazing with queer glare
Vacuums aren’t unusual to feel anyway

[POEM] My Manhood

These days stir oops and ouch!
From failed attempts to be time's pal
To gazing stocks of task steadily piling.
There is scarcely a break in near sight

[POEM] I FINALLY MADE IT

Sail on till you meet the bank

Father’s wise words on steady repeat

Strive to attain your desired rank

You wilfully chose this, so be it

[POEM] THE BEST EVER

Truly, truly, yours is a mysterious reign

My thinking faculty losing sleep

In joyful company with many thoughts

How many times I walked past you

HARMATTAN ALERT: What you MUST know!!!

Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to Harmattan Season, the time of the year when you get to be reminded by your friends that you need to hustle tight and buy a car to avoid dust baths. If you have a car, then you must be up and doing with the penance of car washing.

[POEM] JOURNEYING TO SUCCESS

Hours counted as sand, spent thinking 

What step is next towards success

How I must navigate through the storms 

And to escape arrows of discouragement 

With each attempt, hope comes in few rays

But disfavor shines in beams

The tears they inspire taste salty

Seem to purify and ginger my resolve to refire 

Having lost hunger for food 

Sleep seems much of a luxury

All I crave for, the dawn of success

Then my nights rest will become pleasant.

THE MOUNTAIN TOP

I have always heard of a place

A point in life, through patience and fate

Every man striving for its reach

A place not of rest but one to be

A feat through thorny efforts

A journey accompanied by tears and pains 

Where ascending never assured you no fall

But where only courage gets you climbing on

The world climbs along with you

 Yet at the top, you see the world

Now they see you as King and applaud 

Your toils forgotten soon upon arrival 

It's a place of all Ventures' success

The seat of Felicitations - the mountain top